Honestly,

I hate you.

If you're afraid to let it out, don't be. Just let them know, because hating someone is normal.

Stalker

Show, then tell you love, because if you show alone it's halfway done and if you tell alone it's stupid.

Girlfriend's girl

Or mummy's? Some mothers are a lot more fun than girlfriends. If you're reading this and you're a mother, try being one. Because the best thing in life is to bitch around with our own mother. You got me right.